Text Messages | Pinoy Texts

1. Kumain ka ng gulay
   Pera’y wag sa baboy ilustay
   Hahaba iyong buhay
   Utak mo’y punuin ng Malungay
2. Kumain ka lagi ng itlog
   mukha mo’y bibilog
   Titingnan kay malusog
   Puso mo’y sasabog.
3. Eat banana
   And you’ll become monkey.
   Eat carrots
   And your teeth will look like of that of Rabbits.
4. Anak: Daddy! Ba’t ka nakasubsub sa pagitan ng hita ni mommy?
   Daddy: Kumakain lang ako ng kamatis anak.
   Anak: Bakit po kayo kumain ng kamatis?
   Daddy: Pampapula kasi yun ng kutis anak?
   Anak: Ah! Kaya po pala namumula mukha mo tay!

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