- Kumain ka ng gulay
Pera’y wag sa baboy ilustay
Hahaba iyong buhay
Utak mo’y punuin ng Malungay
- Kumain ka lagi ng itlog
mukha mo’y bibilog
Titingnan kay malusog
Puso mo’y sasabog.
- Eat banana
And you’ll become monkey.
Eat carrots
And your teeth will look like of that of Rabbits.
- Anak: Daddy! Ba’t ka nakasubsub sa pagitan ng hita ni mommy?
Daddy: Kumakain lang ako ng kamatis anak.
Anak: Bakit po kayo kumain ng kamatis?
Daddy: Pampapula kasi yun ng kutis anak?
Anak: Ah! Kaya po pala namumula mukha mo tay!
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