Text Messages | Pinoy Texts

Friendly Text Messages

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:25:16 +0000

Let your friends feel how much you care for them by sending them text messages. You can compose your own text messages or just copy the text messages listed below:

The day I’ve known you
I went home carrying a smile
You, maybe, just an ordinary person
to a lot of people
But for me you’re someone
I’ll cherish up to the end of my life….
Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not one of them
I’m just here, minsan busy nga lang
Pero never kitang nakalimutan.
Never let anyone make you feel
that you don’t deserve what you want
You are worthy of your happiness
What they say doesn’t change anything
it doesn’t change you
Unless you let it… Good morning!

Pinoy SMS

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:18:03 +0000

Pinoy SMS or Pinoy Text Messages are text messages written in Filipino and written by Filipino. Pinoy on the other hand is what they call to the citizens of the Philippines. Below are sample of Pinoy SMS or Pinoy text messages that you can send to your Pinoy Friends:

Lagi nating naririnig
Ang lines na dito lang ako
Pag kailangan mo ako with matching anytime
And promise pa, pero di ba mas maganda
If I will tell you na wala akong kwenta
Pero baka matulungan kita….
Dati ang unggoy
Pasaging-saging
Pabaging-baging
Pakuto-kuto
Ngayon ang unggoy
Papindot-pindot
Patext-text
O ayon pangiti-ngiti pa
O sige ipasa mo pa ito sa ibang unggoy
Sumulat si Malaki sa kanyang tatay
Dear Tatay, padalhan mo kami ng
isang kilong bigas at isang dosenang itlog
ang inyong anak, Malaki.
Si Malaki ay lumabas at pumasok si Maliit.
Napunit ni Maliit ang sulat
Dinikitan ng tape. Inutusan ni Malaki si Maliit
na ihulog ang sulat.
Pagbasa ng kanilang tatay,
Dear bigas, padalhan mo kami ng isang
kilong tatay at isang dosenang anak.
Ang inyong itlog Malaki.

Crazy Text Messages

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:04:10 +0000

I really wonder why I titled this post as “Crazy Text Messages”. I don’t know how these text messages became crazy. Maybe I am already crazy with text messages.

A couple had three kids named somebody, nobody and crazy
Nobody was the favorite
Somebody was jealous
So, he killed nobody
Crazy saw what happened
He called the cops and said,
“Hello police? Somebody killed nobody.”
The cop said “Are you crazy?”
He answered, “Yes, I’m Crazy.”
If I had to choose
The best part of the day to say “Hello”
It would be in the morning, coz if
I make you smile early,
I know it will last until tonight. Good morning…
Ang problema dumarating yon sa lahat ng tao
Matatag man o mahina
Pero kapag hindi mo na kaya
Andito lang ako
Jaaarrrrraaannnn
Isa pang problema, hehehehe

Greetings

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:08:28 +0000

Text messages below are sent to me by my friends. I found them wonderful.

One song can speak a moment,
One idea can change a world
One step can start a journey
And a prayer can change
Even the impossible one.
I just pray for you, good night!
If you leave something wonderful
With those who come to your life
They will find it hard to erase you
from their heart
Little things matter most.
Each of us represents a star
in the sky
Sometimes we shine
with the rest
Sometimes we twinkle alone
And sometimes we fall
And make someone’s dreams
come true….sugar sugar dreams

Sympathy Text Messages

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:55:03 +0000

Text messages that gives someone’s sympathy. These text messages were sent to me by my friends:

Sa libro ng buhay
bawat kwento mahalaga
bawat buklat merong kakaiba
Pero alam mo ba na
Kung walang pahina
ang bumubuo ng aking estorya
…
Yong kwento kung saan nakilala kita…
Araw araw hinihintay ko text mo
Kahit malabo mangyari umaasa pa rin ako
Siguro pag dumating ang araw na magtext ka
Ako na marahil ang pinakamasaya
Kahit pa iyon ay wrong send lang pala
God has given us our own destiny
Own set of Love
Own set of trials
But one of the best thing
He has given me sa knowing
someone like you with a good heart!

Check your IQ now…

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:15:49 +0000

In the middle of the sea there is cat,
When the sea is out.
What happen to the cat?
What happen to the truck,
When I come in,
And you come out?
Ch side by side
you are inside….
You can’t see me in a day,
But you can see me in the middle of the night…
Who am I?
You can see me once in a year,
Twice in a decade,
Who am I?
What word tells that letter “S” is a far away letter?
My first letter is the first of first,
My second letter is the second of you
My third letter is the same as the second,
And my last letter is the first of last…

Laughter is the best medicine!

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:08:11 +0000

Since the bureau of census is now fast approaching,
I’m here now to have an interview about your family,
Can I begin ma’am?, “asked, the boy…
Yes, you may,”answered the old women..
My father’s name is laughing,
My mother’s name is smiling,
“Are you kidding,boy?
“No, that’s my little sister’s name,
“Because I’m joking……
Three guys were introduced to a girl,
“Hi! I’m Peter, not a saint,”
“I’m Paul, not a pope,”
“I’m John, not a baptist,”
The girl replied,” Well, well,well…..
“I’m Mary, not a virgin…..
A hunter, saw a house in the middle of the forest,
He knock the door and ask permission to the old man,
To let him stay for a night in the house,
The old man agreed but with a condition,
“You can sleep with my daughter, tonight…
But promise me,not to touch her”…
The hunter agreed the condition…
So, the hunter enter the room,
As he lay in the bed, he heard a cooled voice saying….
“Please hug me, please….. please….
When the hunter saw the owner of the voice, he hug her, without a doubt..
In the morning the hunter told the old man that her daughter was so cooled…
“Yes, it’s because she is dead, a week ago….
Doctor: Oh! man you have a brain tumor..
Patient: That’s great doc, because my friends told me, I have no brain,
But now I have a brain two more……
When you feel that the world so dark,
And you can see nothing,
I think you must do s0mething,
Pay your electric bill, in order to see spark…
TEACHER: Pedro use among and does in a sentence…
PEDRO: Among the birds, only parrot does talking….
TEACHER: Very good! How about you Juan?
JUAN: When the carabao does mag the tree, na among ang nati..
PATIENT: Doc, what should I do in order that I can walk again…
DOCTOR: Always have an everyday checkup, that’s the nice thing to do.
After a week of having an everyday checkup….
DOCTOR: How are you now?
PATIENT: Well, as of now I have to walk from my house to your clinic.
Because, I’ve already sold my car, in order to pay my bill…..

Pinoy Joke

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:06:44 +0000

Kinuha ako komersyal ng MILO,
Pero bagsak ako sa interbyo,
Tanungin ba naman ako,
Ano meaning ng MILO?
Eh, di sabi ko ,
M-asarap
I-numin
L-asang
O-valtine…
Istorbo ba kita?
Dahil ako na naman nagtext?
Inis ka ba?
Dahil name ko naman nakita mo?
Badtrip ka ba ?
Dahil message ko naman binabasa mo?
Sori ha, wala kasi magawa ang aming aso…hehe
Bakit may mga taong ,
Magtetext lang pag itinext mo,
Oh, kaya pag nagparamdam ka lang..
Oh! huwag mo nang tangkaing magtext,
Naiintindihan kita ganyan talaga pag wala kang “LOAD”
Tinanong ko si Lord,
Bakit cute ako?
Lord answer; co’z your so special..
Then I asked again,
Ang nagbasa Lord, cute din ba?
Lord said, “depende kung magreply..
Tingnan mo ang langit…
Ang sabi ko tingnan mo ang langit,
H’wag kang pindot ng pindot diyan!
Bakit andiyan ba langit?
Pasaway ka talaga..
Musta kayo diyan?Dito bad news,
Kasi may nakitang putol na kamay,
Lapit lang sa bahay namin..
Dami pulis pero hindi makalapit,
Kasi nananampal…..
Pedro: Tay, hanggang ngayon,
hindi parin ako makaiskor sa aking asawa…
Tatay: Bakit naman anak?
Pedro: Kasi iyong panty niya may nakasulat…..
“PRIVATE PROPERTY… NO TRESSPASSING”
Tatay: Madali lang yan anak, lagyan mo lang brief mo ng….
” DEMOLITION TEAM, DO NOT DELAY”….
Nakita mo na ba ang punong iyon?
Ang laki at ang taas no?
Alam mo ba diyan kita ibibitay….
Oras na kinalimutan mo ako….
Ang hindi lumingon sa pinanggalingan
Mahuhulog ng di mamalayan..
Matalino man ang matsing….
Matsing pa rin….
GIRL: Judge ni rape po ako don sa library.
JUDGE:Aba! daming tao sa library, di ka man lang sumigaw..
GIRL: Haller! May nakasulat po kaya, “SILENCE PLEASE”….
ANAK: Tay, alam mo nag-exam kami kanina…
Muntik, na akong maperfect….
TATAY:Ganun ba anak…. Sayang naman….
Bakit naman muntik lang?
ANAK: Kasi yong tinawag ng aming guro,
na perfect iskor, ay iyong katabi ko…
Kaya ko po nasabi na muntik na ako…..

Love Text Messages

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:14:24 +0000

The following text messages are personal composition of SELaplana the blogger behind the Motoristang Pinoy blog and is the first problogger in Southern Leyte, Philippines.

Love conquers all
So, you better be ready,
Wear your armor and hold tightly your weapon
Bring with you your best shield
For Love can let you fall.
Love is like a tree
It started from a seed
It grows into seedling
It grows more if taken cared
But it dies when ignored.
Love is like a book
It contains everything
But it wouldn’t tell you
Until you open its pages.
Love is like a bubble gum
Mopilit ug makabuang.

Pinoy Text Messages

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:56:41 +0000

All text messages that are included on this post are sent to me by Wing. If you want to contribute, please text your own composed text messages to 0906-812-5959 with your nickname or full name.

If text comes in the wrong time
Sorry for the disturbance
When your cellphone beeps
only to find our it’s me
Hope you’re not disappointed
Take care it means you live
in that person’s heart till the last beat….
Take care…
Be Practical!
So, if your suitor will ask you
what you want…
Chocolate? flower? Stuff toy?
Necklace? Oh, c’mon!
Be practical BIGAS girl BIGAS…
I was sad til I saw
a man without two arms,
Shaking his shoulder and jumping with joy…
When I ask you he is happy,
He replied, I’m not happy,
Katol ako ilok….
Kalota ra gud…
Here are my special wishes
for you tonight…
A night full of love,
a peaceful sleep,
beautiful dreams of your
prayer to be heard and granted by God… Good night…
Accepting new challenges
can help us leap to higher levels
of performance…
Don’t be tired of doing good works
for in due time, God will pay you
for all your goodness… Good morning…