Text Messages | Pinoy Texts

After publishing my personally composed Funny Lawyer Joke Text, I then found it more interesting to publish more lawyer joke text messages which you can send to your friends and loveones. This jokes text messages on lawyer might not be funny but at least you have something for them to send.

Client: Atty, can you please [...]

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Are you looking for Friendster or MySpace comments, layouts, glitter images, or any animated images? Well, lots of these things here. Just browse your mind and you’ll find a lot.
No, just kidding. Actually, few of you, our visitors, requested me to include Friendster or MySpace comments, layouts, glitter images, or any animated images on this [...]

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While reading your request to post “Naughty Text Messages” my mind really wonders, what “Naughty Text Messages” means. Is it similar to “Funny Text Messages”? But I already post few “funny text messages” but then you still requested me to post “Naughty Text Messages”.
I even asked my wife and she just answered me that “Naughty [...]

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We already had posted Pinoy funny text messages that are related to Doctor and Patients. Now, let’s try to compose a funny lawyer joke text.
Funny lawyer joke texts are the joke text messages related to lawyers and their works in the court or at their office.
The following funny lawyer joke text are my own composition.

Client: [...]

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Pinoy love funny text messages. That what I realize while reading the forwarded text messages that I received. Those text messages really are funny.
Here’re few of the Pinoy funny text. They’re Pinoy na Pinoy and Funny as in Funny!

Doctor: Ikinalulungkot ko, you have brain tumor.
Patient: Pero Dok, they way I have no brain and now [...]

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Thank you so much for requesting me to post “funny text messages forwards” on this blog. It’s my pleasure to serve you by posting “funny text messages forwards”.
Below are the “funny text messages forwards” that my friends and loveones sent me. They are all of course forwarded text messages which they received from their friends [...]

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The first semester of the Philippine School year 2008-2009 is now on its end. Your brother, your friend, your loveones, who ever they are, ay magtatapos na. Graduation na naman nila.
You don’t have gift for them? Then why not send them Graduation Text messages?
Here’s some of the Graduation text messages that I composed for you [...]

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There are times that you really want to tell your loveone how you really miss her or him. But you couldn’t tell him or her frankly by telling him “MIssing you so much” because he or she is too far from you. But, the good thing is, he has his or her cellphone so what [...]

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I recently receive a text message written in Waray. Waray a dialect of Samar and adjacent Leyte towns, including Tacloban City.
Here’s the Waray Joke Text message:

Ondoy: Dok, kay ano kon nainom ako han REDHORSE nasakit man it ako dughan. Pero kon libre ngani, dire man.
Doctor: An imo baga manipis na. Pero an imo nawong madakmol [...]

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Are you really wondering if there are cute text messages available? Well. I think, you better avoid any cute text messages because you can’t read them. Cute text messages usually have cute size and cute meaning. If you are reading cute text messages always then time will come you’ll become acute.
No! Actually, I have here [...]

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I tried composing funny love text messages or SMS but it seems so hard to compose even just one text message about love which is funny. Since you requested few sample of funny love SMS I just scanned my collections of text messages. These text messages are sent to me by my friends.
Hmmm… Below are [...]

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Most of the text messages published here are just forwarded text messages coming from my friends. Here’s a list of another forwarded text messages which you can forward to your friends too.

Who knows? Tomorrow I’m dead!
So before that day let me say
“Sorry” and “Thank you”
“Sorry” because I’m not perfect
And “Thank you” for the good
friendship you’ve [...]

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Let your friends feel how much you care for them by sending them text messages. You can compose your own text messages or just copy the text messages listed below:

The day I’ve known you
I went home carrying a smile
You, maybe, just an ordinary person
to a lot of people
But for me you’re someone
I’ll cherish up to [...]

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Pinoy SMS or Pinoy Text Messages are text messages written in Filipino and written by Filipino. Pinoy on the other hand is what they call to the citizens of the Philippines. Below are sample of Pinoy SMS or Pinoy text messages that you can send to your Pinoy Friends:

Lagi nating naririnig
Ang lines na dito lang [...]

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I really wonder why I titled this post as “Crazy Text Messages”. I don’t know how these text messages became crazy. Maybe I am already crazy with text messages.

A couple had three kids named somebody, nobody and crazy
Nobody was the favorite
Somebody was jealous
So, he killed nobody
Crazy saw what happened
He called the cops and said,
“Hello police? [...]

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